I accidently found my LiveJournal again, because I did a search on Google for Ashley Dissinger. When I was reading some of my old entries, I realized how fucked up things were for me. I deleted a lot of them, though. I didn't want people thinking I was like psyco or anything. Welll, right now, things are going pretty good. I got a new Xanga and MySpace. xanga! myspace!
necrophilia- sexual acts with dead bodies. That makes Jo-ho-so-pho a necrophiliac. Look it up if you don't believe me. Yeah. Be-itch. BTW: Didn't talk to Patty. I just can't do it. Sorry Kayla. [x]oh.em.gee. Yeah I said that just for one person in particular. He knows who he is.
Okay... So recently I started writing this story on my friends myspace about a little green play-do dinosaur she made named Stella... And I couldn't resist posting the first three parts here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
---- The Adventures of Stella the Dinosaur---- Chapter 1** Stella was on the brink of madness. She had not been able to listen to her fav band, the Wiggles, for ages. Finally, she could not take it any longer. Stella pranced through the forest of make believe to see if the wiggles were in their underground burrow. Suddenly, Stella was attacked! AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! She screamed, but nobody was able to hear her. Will Stella make it to the Wiggles' burrow? Find out next time, on THE ADVENTURES OF STELLA THE DINOSAUR!!!
THE ADVENTURES OF STELLA THE DINOSAUR------- [x]part 2[x] "Help me! AAAHHHHH!!!" Stella was terrified. When her attackers finally released her, she was in a part of the forest she had not yet explored. "What do you want from me?"Stell asked, her voice quivering."That, young lady is an excellent question, " replied the larger of her two attackers."We are the cotton candy bandits, and we want YOU to help us steal all of the cotton candy that the wiggles are hiding in their cave, "the smaller one with poop for hair was grinning as he said that last sentence i just typed. Stella was aware of the large supply of cotton candy in the wiggles' cave, and it was most delicious as she had smapled herself. "But, the wiggles are my friends! i can't steal from them! stealing is wrong!Besides, what would you do with all of that cotton candy?" The bandits exchanged a grin before replying to the dinosaur. WILL STELLA GIVE IN TO THE DEMANDS OF THE COTON CANDY BANDITS? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE AVENTURES OF STELLA THE DINOSAUR!!!
THE ADVENTURES OF STELLA THE DINOSAUR[X][X] (X)PART III(X) The Cotton Candy Bandits exchanged a sly grin before replying to the dinosaur. Then, the larger one spoke. "Well, little dinosaur, cotton candy can be good for many a use if you know what I mean, " he said, shifting his eyebrows up and down. "Erm... No, no sir I don't know what you mean, " said Stella. "You don't know what he means?Holy potatoes! You REALLY don't know what he means?"inquired the smaller one. Stella had a puzzled expression on her face now. "No, I really, truly have no idea what you are talking about. I'm sorry. Maybe a charade could help..?" the dinosaur asked hopefully. "Yes, yes a charade is a wonderful idea! Hey, get over here!" the large one said to the smaller one. "What? No way am I gonn----" WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO TELL STELLA? WILL A CHARADE HELP? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE ADVENTURES OF STELLA THE DINOSAUR!!!!!
Okay.. I haven't posted in a while because... well... I just haven't. Sorry. I also need to go do my myspace...Anyways, I would like to bring it to everybody's attention that TWO people that will remain nameless(NOT-- Trevor and Glen) are still needing to add me. Because I'm their friend. And I have radiating hotness. And I'm perfect. You know it be-itch. Anyways, whenever those two add me, I can get back to my life. BTW Glen: congrats on the job with the old folks. Trevor: Congrats on your newfound singleness. Megan: You had SO better be reading my Stella stories or I will cry myself to sleep and my eyeliner will run. We don't want that, do we? Kayla: Congrats on screwing up your life. I honestly don't even know how I'm supposed to talk to you anymore. Get your priorities straight. Seriously. I don't even know how I could ever say this to you on the phone or in person, because I know that you think that everything you're doing is okay. And I'm not saying that it's wrong, but you know that I can't stand to see you hurt, and that's what will happen to you. Patty: You need a girlfriend. You are so depressed now and I'm sad for you. Joe: Go play Runescape you nerd. Help Patty out. Everyone Else: I love you. No matter who you are I love you. Because I'm just in that kind of a mood. [X]Ashley[X]
Fact: out of every 100 people that have been married, 22 of them married their high school sweethearts. Out of those 22, 17 got divorces within the first year. Sorry.
Yesterday was.. tiring i guess. I went shopping at a bunch of places. I went to Target and i saw Caity, and we adopted a pineapple. It was a slutty pineapple. Anyways, then my dad was all, "Hey, lets go roller skating!" and my mom was all, "Ooh, ooh, fun fun!!!" and I was all,"whatever". Yeah so we went and all these sixth graders were there and this, like, 12 year old boy asked me out, and i was like, dude, youre sooo immature. And then Katie Hicton was there and as she was passing me in the ladies only skate, she knocked me over, and i was all," oh hell no!" and then we started bitching at each other but then the security guy was like," Break it up!" and I was like Bitch no shes a lesbian, whats she gonna do, make out with me? but then my mom was like whats going on here? and i was all, nutin... so yeah Lesbians are BITCHES!!! anyways... i am really sore frome doing the cha-cha slide in fricken roller-skates. Yeah i like to fall a lot. Peace Ninjas...